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Sewing Face into her dress

Wheely handbag

Are you the kind of person who needs wheels to transport the small number of items that most people carry in a handy shoulderbag, backpack or briefcase?

Enjoy letting your annoyingly small appendage get under normal people's feet?

Or just too lazy to carry anything?

Fear not! I have a must-have to add to your collection. Behold the prototype wheely handbag, perfect for never needing to lift a finger again.

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Christmas Trees

Tumbleweed

Normal service will resume directly.

Giant pop-up card for a loved one

Tone Matrix

Credits: http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
and Gav for the idea

Christmas Tree

Decorated. Wild.

Goose Wing

Yeah, I made a wing out of Hettie....


Yeah.

The Playing Cards Series #2: Club Foot

London to Nottingham
Seat E 17
12 MCH 09 0915Hours

Fixing broken glasses

Broken:




Fixing:




Fixed:

The Playing Cards Series #1: The Red Queen

Here commences designs for a pack of playing cards on the back of my train tickets March-September 2009.

London to Nottingham 30 MCH 09

Papier mache puppet head

Slightly more terrifying than I was going for....







And here is what I like to call the workbench complete with mulled wine, woolly socks and tea. Win.

Haw Frost Christmas Decoration (thingy)

Semaphore

Ideas credits: Jen and Huw

Bunting

CHALLENGE

Here are the leftover letters from yesterday's Scrabble extravaganza. Fit all or as many of them into the board (below), preferably on an animal theme, and you win a 'make' of your choice; real or imagined.

Animal scrabble

Mini Scones

It's pronounced SKONZ

Bow Broach

Ginparty

Coaster

Plaited and coiled fabric: surprisingly labour intensive.

Fascinator

Magazines are evil (and other feminist tales)

I'm not good on Gimp. In fact, I've never used the tools I used below before. I watched a 6 minute video on photoshopping and altered the below photo within an hour. Terrifying? Yes.

Papier Mache Bauble

Two-Tone Soup

Mmm

"Eternity" scarf

Elephant

MistAke up

Happy Playlist

Here's a playlist I made to cheer myself up earlier, inspiringly called "Happy":


I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You - Black Kids
New Slang - The Shins
This is Not A Test - She & Him
Sorted for E's & Wizz - Pulp
Get Better - Mates Of State
Atlas - Battles
Bullets - Tunng
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
Sweet Dreams, Sweet Cheeks - Los Campesinos!
Don't You Want Me - The Human League
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
The Con - Tegan & Sara
Zero - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Such Great Heights - The Postal Service
Think Long - Mates of State
Under the Sea - Disney
F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.L.L.E.D.L.O.V.E - Pulp
No Lucifer - British Sea Power
Cato As A Pun - Of Montreal
We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed - Los Campesinos!
Walkaway - Cast
Love Will Come - Maps
The Boy With The Arab Strap - Belle & Sebastian
Idioteque - Radiohead
Home In A Sentence - King Creosote
Hotel Yorba - The White Stripes
Alive Alive-O - Make Model
We Are Your Friends - Justice vs Simian
Lights & Music - Cut Copy
Crushed Bones - Why?
Show The Way - Semifinalists
Sleepyhead - Passion Pit
A Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left - Andrew Bird
I Dream Of Crystal - Maps
Oh My Gosh - Basement Jaxx
The Cemetery - Architecture In Helsinki
Starman - David Bowie
Lucky Man - The Verve
Fell Down the Stairs - Tilly and the Wall
The Party's Crashing Us - Of Montreal
Smile Upon Me - Passion Pit
Sit Down - James
The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side - The Magnetic Fields
Come On Youth - Slow Club
Driftwood - Travis
The Furnace - Meursault
I've Got Your Number - Passion Pit
Kids - MGMT
Pulling Push Ups - Copy Haho
Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys
Come Together - The Beatles
Atlantis To Interzone - Klaxons
Fists Up - The Blow
Chocolate - Snow Patrol
Whiner's Bio - Mates Of State
A Design For Life - Manic Street Preachers
Four Winds - Bright Eyes
A Whole New World - Disney
More Heart, Less Tongue - Johnny Foreigner

Knitted Polythene

Homage to the Homeless

Stars in Pastel

Got a little bit 39-days-to-Christmas-y

Painted Autumn

A plucking good job

If you are squeamish about where your meat comes from (shame on you! become a veggie) or you are in fact a veggie, I wouldn't look below.

Behold Hettie the Goose and my post-mortem relationship with her.



Before:





During:





After:




Credits: Dad assisted with the gutting because I was scared of piercing the intestines

Camera case

I did this in the car in the dark. For that alone, I am proud.

Freak Out and Panic

Corsage

Face's Tits

Mysterious Box

Tonight's team: Face, Vix and I